http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/-t1.htm Share your jokes here Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:01:28 GMT 10 http://i38.servimg.com/u/f38/13/28/66/67/sv0xed10.jpg http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/-t1.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ang-juk-qu-t481.htm mad_is_the_name an kid ask her pregnant mom ...


kid: mom anu yang nsa tsan mu ??


mom: kapatid mo ...



the kid ask again ...



kid: mom lov mo b xa ??



mom: uu nmn ...



kid: weh adek k bat mu kinaen ?? ]]> Joke time :D Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:01:28 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ang-juk-qu-t481.htm#10559 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ang-juk-qu-t481.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___sale___-t472.htm coline

1 day bf gave a gold ring asgift.


BF: i bought dis ring bcoz of a 4 letter word.



GF: was it L.O.V.E?



BF: gaga hindi ah! S.A.L.E.



haha


korny agen

]]> Joke time :D Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:11:27 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___sale___-t472.htm#10095 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___sale___-t472.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___bf_gf___-t474.htm coline

GF:
(txting) ayoko na seo! leche ka! break na teo!



BF:
(replied immd8tly) ha? bkit? anuh ba problema? anuh ba ksalanan kuh?



GF:
ai sori haoney. wrong send! Love You!


BF:
kla kuh naman kung anuh na.... LOve YOu too


~usapang tanga~

]]> Joke time :D Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:20:06 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___bf_gf___-t474.htm#10097 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/___bf_gf___-t474.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/bisaya-lng-sir-t35.htm coline CUSTOMER: Waiter! Bakit ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba ang cook niyo dito?!? WAITER: Ay, sir wala pu kame cuk dito, pipse lng bay!pipse!!!!!!!! umiiral nanaman ka-kornihan kuh.. Joke time :D Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:54:18 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/bisaya-lng-sir-t35.htm#187 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/bisaya-lng-sir-t35.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/c-angel-na-lng-t46.htm coline

NANAY: anak, bili ka nga ng asin

ANAK: yoko madilim na, takot akuh

NANAY: wag k mag-alala, ksama muh aman ang angel muh

ANAK: edi xa na lng utusan nyo. dala dalawa pa kme, asin lng!

wahahahahaha

]]> Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:55:31 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/c-angel-na-lng-t46.htm#320 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/c-angel-na-lng-t46.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/j0o0o0o0o0keeeeee-lemeng-t34.htm coline A mom called her son..... Pauwi kna ba? asan kna? Son: and2 puh akuh sa hospital.. his MOm cried... Anung ngyare seo?? Son: Nay, nurse kaya aq,wak kang epal.. i think its corny.. hahaha Joke time :D Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:36:16 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/j0o0o0o0o0keeeeee-lemeng-t34.htm#183 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/j0o0o0o0o0keeeeee-lemeng-t34.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/classroom-t471.htm coline

STUDENT:
mam bubukol ba ang utot sa pantalon?

TEACHER:
no hingi!remember class, khit gano kalakas ang utot di bubukol sa pantalon.

STUDENT:
patay! TAE NGA ITO!


hehehe


lumbas nanaman kakornihan kuh

]]> Joke time :D Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:06:06 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/classroom-t471.htm#10093 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/classroom-t471.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_-classroom-_-t412.htm coline 2 studyante naiwan sa classroom BOY:wla na ung mga clasm8s ntin... tayo na lng d2 anuh trara?? GIRL:anong tara?? BOY:sus! anuh ba yan... bilisan muh na (ngmamadaling nghubad ang gurl student) GIRL:tara na.... BOY:bkit ka nghubad?? tara uwe na din teo tanga!!! weee.....korni... Joke time :D Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:11:15 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_-classroom-_-t412.htm#6795 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_-classroom-_-t412.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/__twilight__-t473.htm coline

at d forest, Bella saw Edward's body shimmered as it has been hit by the sun....




EDWARD:
say it, say it loud, say it...



BELLA:
BADING,BADING!!!
puro ka foundation sa mukha may glitters kpa sa katawan..?!
maldita ka!


korny

]]> Joke time :D Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:15:28 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/__twilight__-t473.htm#10096 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/__twilight__-t473.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_chuck-taylor_-t475.htm coline

BOY 1:
pare, my saptos akuh, ndi kuh alam ung pangalan.


BOY 2:
anuh b tatak nyan???


BOY 1:
may check ee


BOY 2:
pambihira, yan lng ndi muh alam??


CHECK TAYLOR yan pare...tanga!

]]> Joke time :D Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:22:56 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_chuck-taylor_-t475.htm#10098 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/_chuck-taylor_-t475.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-ulit-aq-ahaha-t286.htm xii T: Paano mo babatiin ang ex mo ngayong Christmas season? S: “Maligayang Pastko! Merry EX-mas!” *** “HIDDEN SOLDIERS!” Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang World’s Number 1 Shampoo *** Banat na pam-Pasko… BOY: Pwede bang makahingi ng litrato mo? GIRL: Bakit gusto mo ng litrato ko? BOY: Para maipakita ko kay Santa Claus what I really want for Christmas… *** Sa isang restaurant… LOLA: Pwe! Ano ba ‘tong steak na ‘to?! Di ko manguya! Ang tigas! Waiter! WAITER: ... Joke time :D Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:37:27 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-ulit-aq-ahaha-t286.htm#1276 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-ulit-aq-ahaha-t286.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pambansang-hayop-t127.htm _BeeOne
Teacher: Pedro, ano ang ating pambansang hayop?
Nagsisimula ito sa letter "K".

Pedro: Ma'am, KUTO?

Teacher: hindi! Nagtatapos ito s letter "W"

Pedro: KUTOW?

Teacher: Hindi!! may sungay ito!

Pedro: DEMONYONG KUTOW?

Teacher: GO OUT!!!
]]> Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:52:07 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pambansang-hayop-t127.htm#422 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pambansang-hayop-t127.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/blonde-jokes-t449.htm Kulitz Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night. Blonde: You were listening to candy?! My friends told me a lot of blonde jokes, so I though I'd share it with you guys. ;D Some of them are not funny. Joke 1: Three girls were on the run from the cops - a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During the subsequent high speed chase the red head spotted a potato farm and suggested that the girls should hide out there. Once at the farm all three girls climbed into a potato sack. The cops ... Joke time :D Mon, 02 Feb 2009 17:13:44 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/blonde-jokes-t449.htm#9321 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/blonde-jokes-t449.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-joke-kaht-korni-haha-t280.htm ruen Liit naman Wife: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra... Husband: Hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e.. Wife: E bat ikaw naka brief !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER and BOY TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga? BOY: hihina po pandinig ko. TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga? BOY: lalabo po paningin ... Joke time :D Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:37:40 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-joke-kaht-korni-haha-t280.htm#1069 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-joke-kaht-korni-haha-t280.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-naman-mag-jo2ke-t275.htm xii INDAY NOONG 9YEARS OLD.. Nanay: anak, pag laki mo ano gusto mong maging? Inday: marami po nay eh.. Nanay: ano ba yun?? Inday: When i grow up, i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna be in movies. when i grow up, i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have groupies. when i grow up be on TV people know me, be on magazines. Nanay: be careful what you wish for coz you just might get it.. ..malanding mag-ina.. *** Anak: tay! naku, ... Joke time :D Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:02:49 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-naman-mag-jo2ke-t275.htm#960 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-naman-mag-jo2ke-t275.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/do-you-know-what-s-funny-t347.htm _MsZ.MATARAii
i was sitting the whole day. (til now, actually) waiting for something, maybe. watching tv and feeling sorry for kris aquino.

mr. dj forgot my request.

i accidentally found out something... and it made me feel really bad. but here's the thing, i have no right to feel that way.

do you know what's funny? it's raining in my room.

oh hey!!! it's raining outside too!]]> Joke time :D Sun, 28 Dec 2008 08:41:06 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/do-you-know-what-s-funny-t347.htm#2677 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/do-you-know-what-s-funny-t347.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/a-compliment-lol-t291.htm _BeeOne A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

He never heard the shot..]]> Joke time :D Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:00:08 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/a-compliment-lol-t291.htm#1402 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/a-compliment-lol-t291.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pasaway-na-lasing-lol-t141.htm _BeeOne ----may dalawang lasing na naglalakad sa daan---- lasing 1: pare, tingnan mo may tae ng kalabaw baka maapakan natin!! lasing 2: tanga!! anong tae cake yan!! lasing 1: hindi!! tae talaga yan! lasing 2: tikman nlang natin para malaman kung tae o cake yan.. lasing 1: sige pre.. ----tinikman nla para malaman kung sino ang tama---- lasing 2: *pagkatapos tumikim* pare!! tama nga!! tae to!! lasing 1: *habang tumitikim* yan!! sabing tama ako eh!! tae to! lasing 2: buti nlang di natin naapakan.. ... Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:26:07 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pasaway-na-lasing-lol-t141.htm#437 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pasaway-na-lasing-lol-t141.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/advance-heypii-bornday-natals-day-to-sis-beeone-t468.htm clumsy_chica
ily sis ..

hapii brthday sis ku ..]]> Joke time :D Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:16:13 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/advance-heypii-bornday-natals-day-to-sis-beeone-t468.htm#9989 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/advance-heypii-bornday-natals-day-to-sis-beeone-t468.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-tumawa-kaulol-t128.htm _BeeOne Teacher: Ok class...drawing kau kahit n anong uri ng isda!! Students: yes maam! Teacher: bakit ang gulo ng drawing mo? Pedro:Wag kang epal ma'am...bagoong ian! Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:00:28 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-tumawa-kaulol-t128.htm#423 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-joke-tumawa-kaulol-t128.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-nga-din-mag-joke-t261.htm ruen The Painter There was one Pinoy who came to America and looked at the classified ads for painting jobs. He came across the "Help Wanted" section that read - "Wanted: Painter of Porch", and thought that was perfect for his capabilities.And so he went to the American who posted the ad. American: I need my porch painted in a day. You need to scrape all the paint up to the bare surface, and apply a coat of primer then two final coats of orange paint. Can you do that? Pinoy: ... Joke time :D Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:42:46 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-nga-din-mag-joke-t261.htm#821 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-nga-din-mag-joke-t261.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/post-ulit-daw-ng-joke-joke-nga-ba-t364.htm ruen may contest between an american, a japanese, and of course, pinoy. contest ito ng patapangan. papasok sila sa isang madilim na bahay, dala lang isang flashlight. una american: pasok siya. binuksan nya flashlight nya. may narinig sya na nagsabi "dudukutin kita, bibilugin kita, kakainin kita." sa takot nya tumakbo sya palabas. sunud yung japanese: ganun din nangyari. tumakbo sya palabas sa takot. finally yung pinoy: nangyari din sa kanya yun. pero di sya tumakbo palabas. ... Joke time :D Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:56:37 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/post-ulit-daw-ng-joke-joke-nga-ba-t364.htm#2979 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/post-ulit-daw-ng-joke-joke-nga-ba-t364.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fasaway-teacher-namin-d-si-b2-din-pala-t281.htm _BeeOne This what happen!! let me tell you me & joannah aka b1 & b2 ask our teacher if we can go to the toilet she response Teacher: Yes!! && TO DO WHAT?? haha tawa kmi nang tawa.. ano daw gagawin namin sa toilet.. fasaway na teacher pati tuloy mga kaklase namin LOL.. Joke time :D Wed, 17 Dec 2008 08:33:30 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fasaway-teacher-namin-d-si-b2-din-pala-t281.htm#1116 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fasaway-teacher-namin-d-si-b2-din-pala-t281.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fun-lines-korny-toh-wak-bsahin-hahaha-t289.htm bugs anong puno ang okey? e d FINE TREE LOL ano ang isda ang bumabaril e d BANGus!!!!! FRENCH LESSON French lesson naman ashes - a vou ballon - lo vou car - re vou cough - u vou drug - sha vou goodbye - ba vou hazy - mala vou naked - hu vou pipe - tu vou cute - a cou (joke lang po ...hehehe) Joke time :D Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:33:25 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fun-lines-korny-toh-wak-bsahin-hahaha-t289.htm#1366 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/fun-lines-korny-toh-wak-bsahin-hahaha-t289.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-funny-quotes-t451.htm dyopel Ina: Anak, tawagan mo ang tatay mo! at pauwiin mo dito.. heto ang cellphone (pagkatpos tumwag) Anak:Nay, babe po ang sumagot e Ina: Lintik! Sinasabe ko na nga ba e may babae yang tatay mo! Anong sabe!? Anak: "You only have zero pesos in your account...." hindi ko na tinpos nay, mukang matapobre e! ================================= Pasahero: manong, mag kano pamasahe hangang palengke? Driver: Ikaw lang ba mag isa? Pasahero: Bkit ... Joke time :D Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:35:24 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-funny-quotes-t451.htm#9398 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/joke-funny-quotes-t451.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ouch-nito-lol-t129.htm _BeeOne Before the marriage He: Yes at last, it is so hard to wait! She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! why you even asking She: Will you kiss me? He: YES! She: Will you hit me? He: NO way! I'm not such kind of person. She: Can I trust you? He: Yes She: Oh honey NOW AFTER THE MARRIAGE *READ IT BACKWARD FROM BELOW TO UP Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:06:24 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ouch-nito-lol-t129.htm#424 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ouch-nito-lol-t129.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-ulit-mag-jo2ke-nyahaha-t295.htm xii Pedro: Doc bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na ang utak ko? Doc: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na OPEN MINDED! ................................... ........ Doctor gives a jar to an old man to take home for his sperm count. Next day, he gives an empty jar back.. Dr: Why is it empty? Man: I used 1 hand, then both hands but it didn't work. I asked my maid, she used her mouth, even things but nothing! I even asked my driver! Dr: Your driver? Man: Yes! ... Joke time :D Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:12:30 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-ulit-mag-jo2ke-nyahaha-t295.htm#1457 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/ako-ulit-mag-jo2ke-nyahaha-t295.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/its-my-time-again-ahaha-t319.htm xii This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!]]> Joke time :D Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:57:52 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/its-my-time-again-ahaha-t319.htm#1742 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/its-my-time-again-ahaha-t319.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/3-daga-nag-yayabangan-lol-t144.htm _BeeOne Corny Joke!! Mga Daga Nag Uusap Rat 1: Pare ang tapang ko Rat2: bakit? Rat1: Kinain ko yong pagkain na nasa mouse trap. Rat2: Mas matapang ako Pare Rat1: bakit? Rat2: Ehh ako nga ehh kinain ko yong Mouse killer food Rat3: Walk Out RAT1 and 2: Pare bkit ka nag walk out?? Rat3: Sus!! mga pare yon lang ginawa nyo matapang na kayo!?? RAT1 and 2: bkit ano ba gnawa mo?? RAT 3: Nang RAPE lang naman nang PUSA.. Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:33:13 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/3-daga-nag-yayabangan-lol-t144.htm#441 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/3-daga-nag-yayabangan-lol-t144.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/an-joke-joke--an-joke-joke--ahehee--t414.htm CHICO. . . BABALA:ITO AY HND ISANG NOBELA. Hango lamang s isang malikot n pagiisip. . . HEHEHE. . . My isang lalaki, Iniwan ng asawa’t mga anak. . . Wlang pamilya. . . Puro utang pah. . . Hirap n hirap n xa s dinadala nya s buhay. . . Naicp nya n mag pakamaty n lng. . . “Ok lng un. . . Sbi nya, Wla n aqng pamilya, Kaya kun mamamaty n aq. . . Wala ng magaalala!. . .” Nagdasal xa. . . “Lord, bgyan moh aq ng syn!. . .” At umakyat sya s isang building. . . At nakita ... Joke time :D Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:21:46 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/an-joke-joke--an-joke-joke--ahehee--t414.htm#7645 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/an-joke-joke--an-joke-joke--ahehee--t414.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/tanga-lol-t130.htm _BeeOne May 3 tanga na nag-sisiksikan sa isang maliit na kama....

TANGA 1: pare, ang sikip nmn d2...
TANGA 2: pare, sa baba ka n lng matulog...
(bumaba c TANGA 1)
TANGA 3: pare, bumalik ka na ulit maluwag na d2....]]> Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:12:34 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/tanga-lol-t130.htm#425 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/tanga-lol-t130.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/whaha-open-this-t139.htm _BeeOne tinanong ko ex ko
kung mahal pa niya ako

di sumagot
sa halip

kinuha niya kamay ko
nilagay niya sa dibdib niya

naluha ako
at sinampal ko siya

dahil naramdaman ko
may boobs pala ang gaga!!!
kaloka to...
]]> Joke time :D Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:23:08 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/whaha-open-this-t139.htm#435 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/whaha-open-this-t139.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/xii-jokes-part-1-t354.htm xii I tried 2 teach my young pamankins gud manners.. so i set each a glass of MILK and askd, "wat will u say?" they liftd their glasses nd said, "TAGAY!!" ~~~~ Erap with friends in party.. erap: nu tatak ng jeans m? Frend:guesS erap:lEe? F:guesS e:bench? F:guesS nga eh! e:girbaud? F:anu b! Gues nga! e:dickies? F: nde!gueSs!gueSs!guesS!!! e:hang ten? F:ang kulit m gueSs NGA EH! e:ayoko na nga!! SIRET NA!! ~~~ Erap ... Joke time :D Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:05:46 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/xii-jokes-part-1-t354.htm#2895 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/xii-jokes-part-1-t354.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/sana-joke-na-to-t_t-t374.htm ruen green joke pede bah.. KUTO1: ksssssst..kzzzt.. hear me...?? KUTO2: over.. over.. kzzzzt..! KUTO1: whta's your location..?? KUTO2: andito ako sa *pubic* ni ma'am... over..!!! KUTO1: tang na'... magkatabi lang pala tayo..! KUTO2: dito ako sa bigote ni sir..!!!!!! .................................................................................................. the elephant ask a camel.... elephant: why is it that your boobs placed behind your ... Joke time :D Mon, 05 Jan 2009 04:48:14 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/sana-joke-na-to-t_t-t374.htm#4030 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/sana-joke-na-to-t_t-t374.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pinoy-jokes-t310.htm Señiorito_AJ™ Joke #1 BATA: Pangit! (5x) LALAKE: Sabihan mo pa ko ulit na pangit, papatayin kta! ...Next day... BATA: psst! LALAKE: ano? BATA: alam na! Joke #2 COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES: 1."ale, pbling colgate, ung closeup." -adik k s 2tpaste? 2."srado m pinto! La2bas ang aircon." -sosyal, may paa? 3."yaya,salubungn mo ung skulbus ni junior."- tama yan psagasa mo! 4."anak, 2mbi ka s ssakyan ha" -patayn dn c junior? 5."tnuka ... Joke time :D Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:01:28 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pinoy-jokes-t310.htm#1589 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/pinoy-jokes-t310.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/battle-of-the-brainless-t296.htm xii Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines? Contestant: Niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan. Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYUG!!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------- Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal? Contestant: Sa back? Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta). Contestant: Likod? Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng ... Joke time :D Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:18:13 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/battle-of-the-brainless-t296.htm#1458 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/battle-of-the-brainless-t296.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-ilit-mag-post-hehehe-t351.htm ruen [/b]dalawang langaw kumakain ng tae... langaw1: pare teka lang... langaw2: pare bakit?! langaw1: nauutot kc ako eh langaw2: la naman ganyanan kumakain tayo eh... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ako din padagdag Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida) Beep! Contestant ... Joke time :D Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:05:29 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-ilit-mag-post-hehehe-t351.htm#2834 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/try-q-ilit-mag-post-hehehe-t351.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/dobol-deck-airlines-t43.htm __jainra.etchoszerah One day, may nag crash na airplane sa bandang lugar na walang ka tao tao ...... one pilot and one flight attendant survived they walked aroung the island and found a church ... soo syempre nag stay cLa dun kase eun na lang pag asa niLa its sLeeping time the pilot and the flight attendant were sleeping at the top part of the double deck den da pader is sleeping at the bottom.. bandang alas tres ng umaga the bed was shaking... "tutoi, ineng anu ba ean? at ... Joke time :D Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:52:36 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/dobol-deck-airlines-t43.htm#260 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/dobol-deck-airlines-t43.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/my-conference-with-b1-t371.htm gapang_rawr_adek it suppose to be a joke na dapat sasabhin ni b1 TULELE insted of TUTULE but it turns out to be more funniers!!! (for me) kz ako ung nasa room!!! Michelle Joyce Perdido: ANO UNG DUMI SA TENGA!!! UN B UNG TULALA!!!! **MERRYL is Fallin 4 YOU!!=]: oo Michelle Joyce Perdido: LOL **MERRYL is Fallin 4 YOU!!=]: iba tawag saamin Michelle Joyce Perdido: **MERRYL is Fallin 4 YOU!!=]: **MERRYL is Fallin 4 YOU!!=]: duga **MERRYL is Fallin 4 YOU!!=]: **MERRYL is Fallin ... Joke time :D Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:49:40 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/my-conference-with-b1-t371.htm#3569 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/my-conference-with-b1-t371.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/oh-yeah-hehe-t195.htm hEartFelt ooohhh yeaaahhhhh c'mon!!!! booooooooo perfect! ahhhhhhh great.... (madalas nating maririnig) pag nag lalaro ng dance revo Joke time :D Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:03:17 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/oh-yeah-hehe-t195.htm#572 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/oh-yeah-hehe-t195.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/how-to-stop-people-from-bugging-you-about-getting-married-t292.htm _BeeOne
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

]]> Joke time :D Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:05:55 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/how-to-stop-people-from-bugging-you-about-getting-married-t292.htm#1403 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/how-to-stop-people-from-bugging-you-about-getting-married-t292.htm http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/jokie-jokie-hehe-t206.htm B3_@cl?/<z_021 akoy batang uliran msunurin ako pagkat cnusunod laht ay skin ay wlang say say kia akng lilisan na mag bbundok nlng ako at mag hahatak ng dos4lapad kng pag papalain puong ma kapal mag aasawa nrin ako dun ng baluga Joke time :D Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:46:19 GMT http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/jokie-jokie-hehe-t206.htm#613 http://infinite-phasor.omgforum.net/joke-time-d-f7/jokie-jokie-hehe-t206.htm